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You’ll say the same thing I said when reading this: “Wha ..wha.. what?!?” (via Drudge)
Goes to Ryan Leaf, ex-NFL QB.
Matthew 24:3-5
3And as he sat upon the mount of Olives, the disciples came unto him privately, saying, Tell us, when shall these things be? and what shall be the sign of thy coming, and of the end of the world?
4And Jesus answered and said unto them, Take heed that no man deceive you.
5For many shall come in my name, saying, I am Christ; and shall deceive many.
Only those with no faith would believe that this stuff wouldn’t get you into trouble either in this world or the next. Verily I say to you, “These are boneheads.”
I’m probably the last person to find out but who moved the fracking draft to 3:00 in the fracking afternoon? You ruined my whole fracking day. Why can’t you leave one fracking thing alone? Now what the frack do I do all day? Boneheads.
There’s nothing more satisfying than seeing an Elm Grove lawyer arrested. No wait, there’s this.
Bonehead bonus: Elm Grove – The attorney accused of showing up drunk at Elm Grove’s municipal court to defend a client on a speeding ticket has been identified as Michael Steinhafel, a 46-year-old Elm Grove resident and former assistant district attorney for Milwaukee County.
Dinner and a show at a Hartland restaurant. Waiter, there’s a OH MY GOD!
The Bonehead of the Day goes to the St. Louis Post-Dispatch for their front page headline and accompanying article in today’s paper: Survivor of crash shielded from news
Nothing says “secret” like plastering it on the front page. I guess he knows now, huh?
I’m browning stew meat, not for corned beef and cabbage, but for beef stew and not for tonight but for later in the week. Beef stew is very much a dish best served warmed over, rather than fresh. Skimming the fat the next day, letting the flavors mingle and the March temperatures fall back down to where they should be like Thursday, when we have a high of 40. That’s a stew day.
Today will be about outdoor frolic. It may go over 70 today and that’s not a beef stew day. I actually went out and looked at the back of the garage, which, as you know if you’ve been reading the blog for a while, is my first and largest step towards painting the back of the garage. If I can get the back of the garage, the front and back porches and the last two basement windows done, then I can start inside. I have paint staged upstairs to do the bedroom already. I’d like to strip the wallpaper in the dining room and repaint with a bold color. This is a daydream day.
- Lots ‘o businesses dowtown are surely laying on the blarney today. A reuben from the Rochester deli sounds great. It’s been a while.
- The effort to recall Diamond Jim Doyle is moving forward.
- It sounds like JB Van Hollen and DA Brad Schimmel would sign the petition.
- As you may have heard, Doyle plans to let loose convicted felons whom he considers “low-risk” in order to save money. The questions is whether there is any such thing a low-risk felon.
- Doyle’s new state slogan is not exactly off on the right foot with several parties who use the slogan considering legal action and the rest of us making fun of it.
- There’s a Common Council meeting tonight and they’ll hear from the all-important Leaf Committee.
- They may also hear about the plan to increase the ratio of single family residences to multi-family units in the city.
- To run down 57 ducks with your snowmobile and then claim that it was an “accident” earns this guy “The Bonehead of the Day”.
- From the Police Blotter, a cautionary tale for those who leave their holiday decorations up too long (Wiggy):
FRIDAY 6:24 p.m. – A man reported that he found bones after the snow melted in the 1100 block of Madison Street. He said he was not sure if they were human or animal. Police determined that they were plastic Halloween decorations.
- And I feel sorry for the guy, but this must have been sort of funny to watch:
SATURDAY 12:03 a.m. – An intoxicated man was reported trying to leave the hospital in the 700 block of American Avenue.The man reportedly had an IV in him and was in a revolving door going around.
- John Schoenknecht starts a four-part series on big fires in Waukesha’s history.
- St. Patrick’s Day Sound Off is mostly people bashing Doyle and Bush.
There is nothing else to say but,” Bonehead.”
According to the aptly named web site “Improbable Research”, author Eric Schulman of Alexandria, Virginia has determined statistically that Barack Obama is the most famous person of all time, outdistancing Jesus Christ.
Now, you may believe what you will about the divinity of Mr. Christ, but do not mistake his popularity. The one of the best things about believing in God is that you know with your entire being that Mr. Schulman will eventually find out how wrong he was.
“State Sen. Kathleen Vinehout (D-Alma) announced plans Thursday at a local press conference to introduce a package of five health insurance reform bills in the state Legislature.
One of the proposed reforms, Vinehout said, would be to allow adults ages 19 to 26 to remain under their parents’ health insurance plans unless they get married or find a job that offers more competitive coverage.”
I would hope that somebody 25 years old would be mortified to still be covered by Daddy’s insurance. Boneheads.
