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Tuesday Burnt Toast and Coffee Time

January 20, 2009
by Huckleberry Dumbell, Editor In Chief

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Can the people on TV scrape their bellies any closer to the ground? They are licking the very concrete that Obama walks on. Truman, Eisenhower, Kennedy, Johnson, Nixon, Ford, Carter, Reagan, Bush I, Clinton, Bush II, Obama, this is my 12th President. Look, I’m willing to give the guy a chance, but you have to stop this unseemly fawning. Jeebus.

Hosanna Heysanna Sanna Sanna Ho
Sanna Hey Sanna Ho Sanna
Hey O B, O B won’t you smile at me?
Sanna Ho Sanna Hey Superstar

I guess that makes me Caiaphas:

Tell the rabble to be quiet
We anticipate a riot
This common crowd
Is much too loud
Tell the mob who sing your song
That they are fools and they are wrong
They are a curse
They should disperse.

At least tomorrow we can get back to normal, except that Obama Normal will be just perfect.

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