Posted by: Huckleberry Dumbell, Editor In Chief | July 18, 2008

Friday Afternoon Round-up

The first thing I will do the very first thing I will do when elected is ban leaf blowers. Aren’t the train horns enough noise pollution? Get a fracking broom. My sister has many that no longer fly any more.

FOX RIVER MALL 4301 W WISCONSIN AVE APPLETON WI
OAKWOOD MALL 4800 GOLF RD EAU CLAIRE WI
LOSEY & DENTON 1422 S LOSEY BLVD LACROSSE WI
FINDLAY PLAZA 2825 UNIVERSITY AVE MADISON WI
CENTRAL & MCMILLAN 1710 CENTRAL AVE MARSHFIELD WI
8TH & WOOD 1951 8TH ST WISCONSIN RAPIDS WI

7:40 a.m. A naked man was spotted below the dam in Bigfork. There’s no report as to why he was naked and below the dam.

9:17 a.m. Someone called in to report that a cat was on the top of a power pole. The caller was informed that the sheriff’s department did not have the equipment to rescue the feline. Details are still hazy as to whether the cat made it down.

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Funny… I mailed you a toaster, you want me to mail you a broom too? You have to learn to play Quidditch though.

LAUGHING SO HARD IT HURTS!!!

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