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For Your Amusement

July 1, 2008
by Huckleberry Dumbell, Editor In Chief

Meanwhile, in Flathead County, Montana:

3:19 a.m. In Bigfork, when a man woke up from an alcohol-induced nap and found that he was still intoxicated and only 15 feet from the bar. The bar, however, was closed. The man walked home.

9:14 a.m. A inspired lawn ornament was stolen from a home on Eagle Bend Drive.

5:09 Someone called in to report a bunch of naked males on an island in the middle of Foys lake. When law enforcement arrived the men were only half naked.

8:28 p.m. An 18-year old male drove to the hospital after he shot his own hand. He thought the .45-caliber handgun was unloaded. He was wrong.

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